Those moments that make you blankly stair at your screen

[LunaHoshino]

Failing a Quick Synthesis... on Table Salt.

[Sapphic]

A friend once met a healer in ST.

Oh that reminded me of a SCH that had a macro for every single ability and used Harry potter spell names instead in the macros >.< Whycantweblacklistindungeons.com!

[AriaEnia]

*stare*

then I was like...

OH hell no, I ain't accepting anything from a DIRTY UNDERWEAR!

[writeraeria]

WTF moment #1 : One of my fc mates who I love dearly was tanking t5 for his second or third time. He was OT and tanking the adds just fine... except I had to tell him to step out of the Liquid Hells and not keep taking that damage. Lol.

WTF moment #2 and this is insane. I had a WP run where the paladin was using a tarnished hoplon, i41 sword, and all i39 caster accessories. He couldn't hold hate to save his life and was still trying to pull big. Except he always wouldn't flash. He ended up bailing after the first boss and never said a word the entire time me and the two DPS were trying to help him out and coach him.

[Kiara1]

Farmed light in Garuda HM through duty finder. After about 1 hour 30 min of mindlesss garuda killing I get into a group where everyone's new except me and a tank. Didn't think much about it just "oh bonus soldiery nice!" And then we actually wiped cause our damage was so bad. That was so weird, one shots in 5 min for 1hr 30 min and then suddenly a wipe.

[Violyre]

Every time I have a new topic to add to the "Many Deaths of FFXIV" thread. Also the time that I got kicked from a DF specifically for being a "stupid brony" when I was still named Fluttershy. Yes, they actually said it in chat telling people why to vote kick me.

And the DRG I had the other day that stated that it wasn't worth it to buy gear at level 38. He was wearing Halitali gear and VIT earrings, and a level 1 ring.

[Azper]

Today I got Garuda for my Trial Roulette. I was excited, as it usually goes fast and everyone looked decently geared so it should be no sweat, right?

Wellllll fast forward to the first sister phase, everyone ignores the sisters and tries to burn Garuda, but the DPS ain't up to snuff and we wipe.

I stared for a good minute before busting out laughing. I don't think I've wiped on that since the fight was first introduced over a YEAR ago.

[Kyomagi]

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im gonna flip the switch on that one. everyone is light farming, im doing DF since my fc mates and i just finished farming rumah and shiva for 2+ hours, everyone is up to snuff, everyone has novus ect. so we are burning garuda pretty quick, on pace for a 2.5m clear, when two of the DPS start burning the sisters, we tell them to ignore but they keep going/ sure enough, they AOE and the two dps and a healer all die, we pop the healer and ignore the two dps and just burn garuda down. meanwhile, they are laying dead, not saying a word

[Stupiduglytaru]

During main scenario roulette last night, i was running as war. We get to the first boss, me second tank and healer in waiting for the rest (couple of newbies on this run). The second tank pulls before rest of the group makes it in, healer lets him die so the newbies can do the fight. Whilst running back to join with the group the second tank again pulls immediately whilst myself and healer are on our way.
Locking us out.
Wipes again then continues to immediately run back and insta pull, everyone is just raging at this tank saying just wait > ready check then pull but refuses to do this.

Funny thing, that tank rage quits then pops back into our group XD