Your derpiest noob moments

[NozomiKei]

Just had this one yesterday.

I've been playing for nearly a year and just now discovered the armoire in the inn room. Needless to say I have a lot more room in all of my inventories now.

[Noshpan]

Running into a Twister while avoiding another one.

Running towards the Chimera to give it hugs in Cutter's Cry when its eyes are blue. (I do this more often than I care to admit, and I'm always cussing myself for doing it, too.)

Having Voice in T7 and accidentally pegging the healers at the last tic.

[ChazNatlo]

Not exactly a game changer, but when I started getting to many skills on my Dragoon for sprint to be on the first one, I moved it to the second one. It's old location is now filled with elusive jump. Somethimes I forget this while I'm in town, or if I've just switched off a lower leveled class like Gladiator or Rogue and forget that I'm a dragoon now. So I'll get impatient and start running some where in town, try to use sprint and wind up further from where I want to be.

Those levels in Coil that sound like they have death walls will probably feed well on Mirasa.

[LunaHoshino]

Spineshatter Dive right into the middle of Sabotender Bailarina's 20,000 Needles. Needless to say, I'm a lot more careful about using my jumps now.

[Kazumac]

Derp pretty much sums up how I felt learning T7 (pre nerf). Didn't take long to learn the fight but every screw up was so obvious, so avoidable and so utterly party wiping I felt like I was back as a level 15 newbie in my first dungeon lol.

[Saseal]

So, my FC was having probs in a dungeon with a healer, while I was in ST. They were debating kicking the healer who seemed to be trolling (either trolling or incredibly confused) but didn't.
I finished ST and said I was free for them to add me - but it was only 4 mins left in the dungeon. No point as the boss wouldn't have been beat in that time frame (or cutting it incredibly close). I even remember thinking to myself, "Yeeaaahhh thats not enough time for anything."

I lost track of time (4 minutes. I lost track of 4 minutes. Wat?), their dungeon had ended and I read "You're up!".... I took it as "Get in here!", like a complete derp.
Hit 'join party in progress', that specific dungeon they had been in and immediately got queued into one.

Oh wait, these names aren't my FC.

I pugged into a dungeon meaning to join my FC mates when they had obviously left it already.... xD;

Derp.

Upside - I pugged into a good group. roflmao

[Kiara1]

My main is white mage. And before I got used to the game I killed my tanks soo many times cause I forgot to target them when casting heals... Spamming cure 2 on myself and be like "damn this tank has bad gear I cant even keep him up"

[Elusana_Celah]

My main is white mage. And before I got used to the game I killed my tanks soo many times cause I forgot to target them when casting heals... Spamming cure 2 on myself and be like "damn this tank has bad gear I cant even keep him up"

Yeah I still do that. I had a tank die in Shiva Ex cuz I was cure 2ing myself after hailstorm thinking I had the tank targeted. >_>

[Kiara1]

Cant edit on phone so heres another post.

My first levi ex try. Doing my best to see the splashes. Getting ready to dodge.. and oops I walked of the platform..

[Odett]

Both of these happened during un-nerfed T7 so my static wanted to kill me:

on BLM, using my burst RS SW Flare rotation on the bow adds and Flaring the one near the Renauds.

Getting shrieked as MNK and Shoulder Tackling myself to my desired location while simultaneously taking down the only Renaud up who could block Shriek.

In T8, trying to be a hero and telling the tank I'd get the mine in his quadrant so he wouldn't stress and just worry about pushing unmarked tower after 2nd allagan field. I Shukichi myself to the mine and then take the laser cleave to the face, dying.

Using Assassinate/Jump right before an aoe you have to dodge.

Died once on Shiva EX as MNK to the bow switch because I needed dat flank Twin Snakes bonus.

My first time in T9 as DPS, getting thermionic beam and thinking its a meteor, so I run to an arm and get wrecked. Another time as PLD I covered the MT while I was on sword oath and had no defensive cooldowns up so I could take Raven's Beak. I died instantly.

Stealing agro as DPS in Titan EX and mountain bustering my party.