Your derpiest noob moments

[Feyniphia]

"Damn! These DPS are not messing around! They are really close to taking aggro back from me! I should focus more on what I'm doing..."
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"Oh."

*Put Shield Oath On, and hope nobody notice*

"Oh... Yeah."

Story of my life. - Forgot to do it on T9 twice, first time, they didnt notice it, told them... 2nd time, they notice it, fixed it =p

[ManweSulimo]

My opinion this is the derpiest and funniest one:

Whenever I am typing in chat and accidentally click the mouse button on my laptop with my palm and then all of the letters I am typing become skills so I stand there and jump up and down popping all of my cooldowns

[OlyverW]

I have a few

1) I was talking to some FC friends in FC chat I forgot I switched to party chat and continued my conversion to the party not my FC :/

2) I recently switched from the PS3 to PS4 and sometimes, while doing my rotations, mouse over an action I do not want to use with my fingers on the controller touchpad ( ie trying to cast E4E on the tank and my finger swipes swiftcast ... while I have nothing to swiftcast , another I was still learning my CNJ and was in satasha nm and kept mousing over medica when it was not needed and taking aggro making me look like an wtfwhm unintentionally)

3) Changing between my hotbars quickly and accidently switching to my petbar and dismissing my Egi

[Saseal]

My opinion this is the derpiest and funniest one:

Whenever I am typing in chat and accidentally click the mouse button on my laptop with my palm and then all of the letters I am typing become skills so I stand there and jump up and down popping all of my cooldowns

I do that all the time.... while on a desktop xD; *Info windows pop open, jumps around a bit, sometimes auto run (r) into a wall or worse - towards the boss... (luckily I've stopped myself before reachign the the point of auto-run pulling...)*

I just... keep forgetting to hit enter before typing...

[Bamboofox]

Occasionally while healing on SCH I hit Dismiss instead of Heel. :x

There was also a time while healing Hydra for a FC relic run where the tank got the healing debuff and my Physicks just didn't move his health bar AT ALL. 'Man, was this debuff always so potent?' I didn't realize until after we won that I'd forgotten to click off Cleric Stance after throwing out my dots at the beginning. Aaand this is why I stick to tank/DPS.

edit: Hydra, not Chimera. Need coffee.

[DarkLordCthulhu]

provoking the adds instead of Ramuh =/

[NaliaBrown]

Doing Shiva EX the other day, ready to unload on the adds. I accidentally switch to the wrong hotbar, think I'm hitting Blood for Blood, but instead mark one of the adds as #2. "Kill that guy second, guys!" Derp.

Also, I have done the accidental elusive jump into the fire wall of death in T5. Again, wrong hotbar. I have issues.

[Stupiduglytaru]

Crafting items for repeatable leves...make 24 hq which involved making mulitple mats for each. Wrong item

[SummonerSenah]

Accidentally hitting Esuna instead of Protect or vice versa. I even moved them apart on my hotbar but they still look similar so if I'm not paying enough attention I sometimes hit the wrong one.

[Cadmar]

First time in T9. I was tanking. Fight or Flight, Shield Lob, Spirits, Circle, Halone..... then I ran straight into the wall.

My WHM (1st time too) almost quit right there thinking the boss hit me that hard.