Those moments that make you blankly stair at your screen

[Limecat]

Running some dungeon I don't recall the other day as DPS.
Tank can't hold hate properly, mobs constantly chasing the healer around or turning around to attack either DPS.
Still, run goes at a decent clip and there are no catastrophes.
Healer exits after the clear, tank immediately starts calling them an idiot.

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[Drako]

You weren't one of those DPS that attack the wrong mob or anything. Too many times as tank do I mark targets and DPS just attack w/e they want. Then cry I'm not keeping hate. This happens more with BRDS and NINs for some strange reason. The BRDS really love to go /full attack mode on the wrong mob and pull it off you. IDK if they got a ego thing going on or what. If your going to blow up a mob use QS or something.

I had one of those stare at screen moments last night doing a garuda hm light farm. It goes so fast, and that first AoE that everyone takes intentionally so they can do more DPS does lots of dmg to everyone. And the healer, if they are well geared, just rips away enmity. So each time on that particular moment I'm like O_O. They use SoS so its cool, but no matter what I do I can't get it back, unless they use SoS or I use provoke after they are done doing that initial cure spam.

[AkashiXI]

Best one all week, I was running Brayflox with a friend who just hit 32. Our Bard had ballad up non stop, and when I told him it lowers his dps he said, "sorry" took it off, and then the next pull put it back on and used it for the remainder of the dungeon. >_>

[chrillix]

When a Marauder queue's for an extreme primal and tries to tank.

[Ashkendor]

Stare, you mean.

Every run of dungeon, at the end you exit, starting at the black screen to see if you get your relic item drop.

"Staring", you mean? I don't do this, I wait to hear the click of it dropping into my inventory. ^^

Anyway, on topic. I had one of these moments yesterday in Satasha HM while running it for one of my last drops. I was running as Scholar, so at the first boss I try to be kind of centrally placed in order to hit everyone with Succor and Whispering Dawn. The group's BLM camped right on top of me from the beginning of the fight, hitting both of us with two slime debuffs every time that it went off. I moved away from her a bit once I realized what was going on, and she moved back on top of me. The group wiped of course, because I can't remove 5 stacks of slime before every Tail Screw. The tank apparently didn't know how to stun it or couldn't get rid of the Prey marker to stun it. After we inevitably wipe, the BLM ragequits the party. We get a BRD, then the tank disconnects. After a few moments of '......' we wait a few minutes outside the boss room, then kick the tank. After a bit, we get a new one and he just sits at the dungeon entrance for about 5 minutes. Another '......' moment. When the tank finally got to us, the rest of the run at least went off without a hitch.

[kidvideo]

Pharos Sirius instabandons

Byregot's Blessing failures

[Kyomagi]

Pharos Sirius instabandons

Byregot's Blessing failures

I dont understand the hate on Pharos Sirius. Its not hard, and its pretty quick

[Kuroyasha]

When I NQ a 98% craft.

When I see someone getting hit by a mob and they run away from the tank instead of going to him/her so he/she can easily get the hate back.

Doing t13 as nin and then getting lag spikes so bad my ninjutsu ques the animation, then lags and goes to bunny rabbit.

Doing t13 as monk and getting lag spikes that makes me lose GL3.

Seeing those people run around randomly doing the excite emote that makes it look like they're humping someone (really what in the world are you doing, just stop).

[OlyverW]

1) Once I ran a dungeon the chest had a drop I needed, and rolled fairly decent too , only to have a derp moment and leave the instance before the actual roll took place -.-

2) I was in Qarn HM once and am pretty sure I had a bot WAR tank they kinda wondered aimlessly burned all there CD at once randomly targeted enemies and didn't build enmity. Many fun times were had at Sabotender emperatriz . We kicked the tank... only to get them rejoin :/ we kicked again after a few minutes of more failing finally got a real tank and everything want good after that

[Adrian74]

Doing SCH relic quest while people were bLight Farming.
While my Protect is mid cast I hit Enter on "Hi, my first time healing this, I'd like to get SSkin up before you pull to be on safe side" which I'd already typed beforehand.

Tank pulls before Protect cast is even done, everyone charges up the center line it's Garuda EX not HM, they don't bother to LoS a column ever, just let HP drop to a fraction in mistral shriek as they go full derp mode. The other SCH (who queued with me so I would've get an Artifact Armor healer) and I kept everybody up, I was to busy frantically healing a full party of 8 frantically to say anything else but thanks for run at the end when it was successful and no one died. Everyone had time to roll on the Garuda weapon that dropped and wait out the last person trying to stall people out.

0 Commendations for me & other healer (since I knew them), and no one deserves it every time and I don't expect people to use the same criteria as me in deciding who to give them to- but the party made our Healer jobs 4x as tough so they could be extra fast and extremely careless themselves. It was prob a PF from somewhere spamming Garuda HM and picking up hapless healers through DF, and it's the fact they probably didn't even consider it worth their effort to click open the commend box and choose a name after that while waiting on the weapon to drop that made me think- F' these peopke.

Ah, yes, I used to like speed light farm time ago... "Oh, look, not needing to say hi, we go fast fast, kill kill, done, bye!" But gotta admit it is so.... Uhm... Cold? Whenever I see see that trial roulette or HM roulette delivered me to a nexus or zodiac farm I don't even bother in saying hello, why? They're not going to reply, they're not going to commend at all, they don't fucking care, zombie quick mode go go.

I had a lot of lulz moments.. But... Uhm, since 2.4 I can remember one day where I got kicked FOUR times while farming light for my ninja, reason apparently was "You're noisy, don't use those macros".... They achieved to make me delete all my macros that were made with the intention of help tank to know when my aggro generation was about to duplicate or triplicate...Help healer know when I was super about to die (Using second wind as emergency) Or help tank know when I was under attack (By activating some defensive CDs....Only remaining is the macro advising when I give goad, I guess, NOBODY is going to kick me by that.