I would really like a DEV to give us a quick update on this.

[Vorpal_Spork]

Wasn't this mentioned between the 2.38-2.4 period? Gotta give it a little more time.

Any half competent coder could implement this in minutes. All you're doing is calling math.random() or whatever the equivalent is in FFXIV's language and outputting the result to chat after some slight modifications. I'm incompetent in 4 languages and even I could do this quickly.