Post your tanking derps and herps here!

[LuceliaUltima]

Literally every time I forget to turn on Defiance.

The contrary isn' t that good too sometimes!
One of my favorite auto-derp, keep Def' up while startin T9 as offtank, poppin zerk aswell, crit'in BB, grabbin hate at the very start of Beak's cast => Game Over Luc ah ha!

[Lektry]

I may of Derped hard,
I decided to actually get back to leveling my marauder when someone in my FC asked if anyone wanted to level new classes
Cause I did story on Drg I already had a level 15 Marauder, I how ever did not do the class quests. We both had lvl 15 so we decided to Queue for Satasha (other person was Arc)
I did not have tomahawk (and Gla was lvl 1) so I was literally running up to every monster to use overpower
The healer decided to use fluid when ever it was on cool down, and they never healed. I'm thankful my FC mate came as an Arc and the other dps was patient... Was the most derpiest yet funnest Satasha's I've done as it was so intense and funny and we didn't wipe, even when the healer wasn't healing and just trying to dps in normal stance

[Azukii]

In T7: Me: "voke add please"
MT: "I don't have provoke. That's a GLD skill"

[Jamillion]

In T7: Me: "voke add please"
MT: "I don't have provoke. That's a GLD skill"

*Facepalm*

[Bamboofox]

In T7: Me: "voke add please"
MT: "I don't have provoke. That's a GLD skill"

I ran an Ultima HM in DF where my WAR cotank only took GLA to 15. Just before 3 stacks I stopped attacking, hoping that would be enough time for him to take aggro the hamfisted way. No dice; I reached 5 and exploded.

[Ludicracy]

Back when Coil turn 1-4 were still new and fresh we were doing Turn 1 with me on my WAR, my first raid in FFXIV, I was excited and having fun and laughs with the guild we make it all the way to the end and kill Caudicus(snake boss) i think thats how you spell his name? I get into position and grab the freshly split snake and tank him, we all die but still managed to kill the boss and at that moment i realized...I didn't have defiance on the entire fight. From that point on my battlecry was "I got this NO DEFIANCE!"

[PWilson]

Thought I'd finally get around to levelling up my WAR to match my PLD main.

Protip, guys, never roll through Halatali in L15 gear. Even gear+. I think I died to every trash pull.

It wasn't just me, the healer was trying to insist on DPS'ing, but, yeah. n.n

[Saseal]

I grabbed too much in Halatali NM as a low level glad (half by accident, half by over-zealous protectiveness ala shield lob on anything close enough to be a possible danger/lob range)... HP suddenly plummeted like a rock in a complete instant (killed myself way too fast for any chance of a cure to be casted in time). Respawned, ran back in attempt to grab the mob back before the conjurer died (too late OTL) - ended up kiting the mob in circles like a derp-bard long enough till they returned...

But I do believe that would be my very first big-pull party wipe. Even if unintentionally a big pull. lol D: Sorry guys OTL
/em slaps dullahan-looking-things

[Keisatsu]

This one time where I decided to go full dps and turn on sword oath, we wiped due to other causes, but next run I forget to change back to shield oath..and I lost aggro and we wiped again in an instant..

I'm sorry to my group at the time QQ

[Saseal]

Copperbell NM... got to the bombing of the slimes - hit the slimes with explosions about twice - shield lobbed the bomb (as it spawned a little distance from where I had run back to the slimes after last explosion) to flash like I'd been doing (didn't have provoke yet and I was lazy to move mobs around :| *Bad*).... looked to my hotbar to pop Rampart and didn't notice I was still auto attacking the bomb without switching back to the slimes.... and killed it. *Facepalm*
I'm not a newbie to copperbell, I promise! |||OTL

Small derp, but still a derp