Tear your hair out moments

[Santherelle]

*sends retainers out for a long gathering venture*
They both come back with HQ Coeulur meat
*does it for 10 days straight*
They both come back with HQ Coeulur meat. Every time.
75 HQ meat worth 10 gil each.

[Vespar]

Anytime I'm playing as Drg in a duty, and tank starts dancing around mobs/boss because they're bored, making it impossible to land positionals.

This! Is the sole reason I cant stand MNK/DRG half the time XD

*sends retainers out for a long gathering venture*
They both come back with HQ Coeulur meat
*does it for 10 days straight*
They both come back with HQ Coeulur meat. Every time.
75 HQ meat worth 10 gil each.

And I thought my 8 fish in a row from Quick Ventures was bad :x

[Gilraen]

Determining Main Tank in raids.

Me: "Hey, who wants to MT?"
Other Tanks: "You can."
Me: "Alrighty!" *hits Ready Check, rearing to pull when Ready Check finishes*
Random Bard: *pulls*

Some people take the ready check itself as a declaration that everyone is ready. I've seen this happen more often than not...

[Purplenum]

Every time my group wipes to things we shouldn't be wiping to anymore.

[Avraym]

Atma pre 2.4

/endthread

[Parodine]

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I had the EXACT same terrible lot experience happen to me in ST 5 days ago. T__T It was so sad. /weep Onion Knight, I would've loved you like a son.

A recent ST story: see a 'bonus for completion' message at the start and ask my party if anyone's new. A BLM responds he is. I explain the first boss. He uses odd English and says some funny things during the fight, but I don't think too hard. Says some weird things at the trash pull. I explain the next boss, acts weirder, ignores advice during the fight. Get to the end of the dungeon after rinsing and repeating explanations + him acting weird, come to see the person who gets the 'completion' title was in a different party...IE, he wasn't new, he was just trolling me the entire time. Also he beats me out on an oil lot.

[Najara]

This actually just happened to me, in Frontlines:

Twin Adders are behind 200 pts for second place, Maelstroms were a bit further
We lost the node but someone somewhere capped an extra flag so we were holding three outposts
We started rampaging the Allagan Markets and won, I gave the call to push to the Flame outpost and we were now in the lead
and then suddenly 90k.

No sweat, there was still 300 points until the game was over I knew I'd get back in time except...

5002.

sigh

[TimGoodacre]

Level 50 crafter friends who complain about not being able to get their master tools and books, and when asked about their rotation reply "What's Inner Quiet?" lol. It's happened more than once. I blame leve-levelling

[Sagittarian]

Level 50 crafter friends who complain about not being able to get their master tools and books, and when asked about their rotation reply "What's Inner Quiet?" lol. It's happened more than once. I blame leve-levelling

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/nowords

[TimGoodacre]

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/nowords

To be fair to them, they've only had 39 levels to figure out what it does :P