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    Torquil Ratherdashing
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    Derplander Update (Heavens Ward Teaser)

    It's been awhile since we saw our friend the CG Midlander (also affectionately called Derplander).

    While we can't confirm 100% that it's him in the trailer (at least based on what I saw), since it's a fully CG trailer and it's a warrior it seems safe to assume it's our friend.

    The big update on old Derplander, he discards his warrior garb and dons Dragoon armor (we are, after all, fighting dragons in the expansion ;>).
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    Is it just me or is the singing just plain awful? Hope it is not the main theme music ><;
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    May your hemorrhoids shrink without surgery.

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    Edhe'li Merwyn
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    Quote Originally Posted by Torquil View Post
    The big update on old Derplander, he discards his warrior garb and dons Dragoon armor (we are, after all, fighting dragons in the expansion ;>).
    I'm so happy for him, he finally figured-out that Warrior wasn't a DPS class.
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    Everdark's Avatar
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    I'zual Neverdark
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    Quote Originally Posted by FJerome View Post
    I'm so happy for him, he finally figured-out that Warrior wasn't a DPS class.
    Character development :')
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    Noloe Tazier
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    Let the speculation begin! I'll get on it before Anonymoose...

    What happened to the rest of his party? Were the Coil lockouts too much for his static to handle? On a serious note, the trailer revealed a new BEEFY Bravua/soon-to-be-named-axe?

    Edit: I like the class change, really helps play up the ability in the game. Also another speculation for when we go to Ala Mhigo and he changes to a Monk.
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    Raelynn Lovelace
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kairobot View Post
    Is it just me or is the singing just plain awful? Hope it is not the main theme music ><;
    I like the singing
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    Robin Icebrand
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    Main theme music or not, this is what I've got out of the theme so far:

    Quote Originally Posted by Heavensward Trailer Theme
    Beneath the gazing stars...
    Vales deep, and forest dark...
    Between my loyal lands of blessed earth!
    Out fast; and to your feet...
    One path; one good and great...
    Yet ever do alighting souls point Heavensward!
    Memories and our song...
    Only the last four words of the third line, and first word of the fourth line, do I have any doubts about. I don't think I'll contribute much to guessing at lore from this song, but it certainly sounds very Ishgardian, what with souls going Heavensward (to Halone's Hall), and the talk of only one path.
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    Mimiji Miji
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    Quote Originally Posted by NoloeTazier View Post
    What happened to the rest of his party? Were the Coil lockouts too much for his static to handle? On a serious note, the trailer revealed a new BEEFY Bravua/soon-to-be-named-axe?
    I think they all changed into DRGs, even the Lala WHM. >A>
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    Player Yahavage's Avatar
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    Yahavage Silvanesti
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kairobot View Post
    Is it just me or is the singing just plain awful? Hope it is not the main theme music ><;
    Sounded awful to me too. Very shrieky :/ like if someone was jabbing Susan Calloway with pointy sticks while she was belting out Answers.
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    Magis Luagis
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mimilu View Post
    I think they all changed into DRGs, even the Lala WHM. >A>
    What I thought... 4 man goonie party.
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