Now who is being uptight [/sarcasm]
My post was mostly directed towards the people who were saying I was taking this thread way too seriously. When I first looked at this thread I saw an image of a Roegadyn female and a Lalafell in the opening post of the thread and only one additional post with a clearly male/male picture. Now aside from its use as an abbreviation for Final Fantasy... to the large majority of the rest of the world FF is actually an abbreviation for Female/Female Relationships, also known as Lesbian Relationships or Yuri. Though it can also be the abbreviation for Fanfiction.
Apparently unlike the rest of you, I have a hard time distinguishing between male and female Lalafell's unless they have a distinguishing feature on their bodies that identifies them as being one gender or the other, such as either Lightning's hairstyle, pig-tails, or a mustache. This problem arises from the simple fact that Lalafell's use the exact same character skeleton for both female and male versions of their race, where as all the other races use a different character skeleton depending on if the character is male or female. The same holds true for the Asura in Guild Wars 2, and I actually have an even harder time telling them apart because unlike in this game there is no breast size modifier in that game for that species, their bodies are all identical.
Point is, when I saw the FF indicator in the thread title, I had no way of knowing that it was in reference to Final Fantasy and not Female/Female other than the characters in the initial post. And since they were a Roegadyn Female and a Lalafell that could to my eye appear to be female, I had no reason to suspect it meant Final Fantasy.
As for your assertions... yes, you are right that there was no 3-way in Final Fantasy IV. That said there was a crap ton of unresolved sexual tension between Cloud and Sephiroth and not a small bit of Foe Yay (Cloud's purpose in life is to literally stick his "sword" into Sephiroth afterall) as well. Go look those up on tv tropes to verify what they mean, there is actually an entry for this pairing on the Foe Yay page, listing the fight in Advent Children between the two as one of the most homoerotic fights of all time. That said, the official romantic couple in Final Fantasy 7 as of Advent Children is Cloud & Tifa.