Quote Originally Posted by Nalien View Post
I'll make a DPS out of you (Mulan - I'll make a man out of you).
Lets get down to business, To defeat Titan
Did they send me Dragoons, when I asked for Monks?

You're the saddest bunch I ever met
But you can bet before we're through
Mister, I'll make a DPS out of you

Tranquil as a White Mage
But on a Warrior within
Once you find your center
You are sure to win

You're a badly geared, low leveled, pathetic lot
And you may as well not even cue
Somehow I'll make a DPS out of you

I'm never gonna get that Atma,
Say goodbye to my life thanks fate grinding,
Boy, was I a fool for skipping that youtube clip,
Titan's wipin' them right and left,
Hope he doesn't hit me with that landslide,
Now I really wish that I had given that bomb boulder the slip!

[Chorus:]
Be a DPS,
We must be swift as a coursing river,
Be a DPS,
With all the force of Leviathan's great typhoon,
Be a DPS,
With all the strength of Ifrit's raging fire,
Mysterious as the accuracy of a dragoon!

Time is racing toward us till the next patch arrives
Heed my every order and you might survive
You're unsuited for the role of DPS
So pack up, go home you're through
How could I make a DPS out of you?

[repeat Chorus]

[repeat Chorus]


Hows that?XD