New Weapon Designs Idea - Joke Weapons

[Aku]

Aren't the moogle weapons kinda... exactly this?

[Felis]

Aren't the moogle weapons kinda... exactly this?

Yes

[Enkidoh]

Aren't the moogle weapons kinda... exactly this?

Maybe, but the OP is probably also making reference to FFVII where each character had a 'novelty' weapon that had no materia slots but had superpowered stats for that level - they were joke weapons in appearance and name as they were often items only vaguely 'weapon like' (Cloud had a baseball bat with a nail sticking out of it, Cid had a mop, Vincent had a water pistol, Aeris had an umbrella etc).

Ironically enough though, I was just thinking of this very thing the other day! So yeah, I'd love something like this to be added to FFXIV. Following on from FFVII, make them that they're unique/untradeable, that you cannot meld materia to them, but they'd be useful as vanity items.

Some of my possible novelty weapon choices (some shamelessly ripped from FFVII):

GLA/PLD - Nailbat and Pot Lid
MRD/WAR - Shovel
PGL/MNK - Work Gloves
LNC/DRG - Mop
ARC/BRD - Cupid Bow
RGE/NIN - Fork and Spoon
CNJ/WHM - Parasol
THM/BLM - Torch
ACN/SMN/SCH - Picture Book

:P

[Bluevann]

Ohhh! Like the ones in Soul Calibur 3? I loved those weapons sooo bad XD

[Yamimarik]

I really like some of the ones in TERA and AION... they're really humorous and some are delicious! XD


AION ones:

[Titor]

As a SCH main I want a pop-up book.

[Nel_Celestine]

PLD shield should be a pot lid and the sword a ladle.

[Yamimarik]

As a SCH main I want a pop-up book.

Like this one?

[Niamh_Rillemaugh]

Can the paladin's weapons be made of food? The shield should most definitely be some form of meat.

I would want them all to be made of food, so Culinarians can actually glamour things XD

Imagine:
Fish axes, pepperoni swords, pickle claws, sandwich books, baguette spears, among other things I can image right now.

[HakuroDK]

While we're on the subject of joke items, I also wish to propose these.