The best thing your retainer has found.

[Eye_Gore]

The funniest thing was some kind of stump, I forget what it was called, but it was a tree stump. Oh and some kind of roof, how the heck do you carry around a whole roof anyways?

[Dark-Saviour]

Oh and some kind of roof, how the heck do you carry around a whole roof anyways?

Very slowly and carefully, I'd imagine.

[Coatl]

How do you get your retainers to bring you back cool stuff?

[Hanibita]

Ochu Vine. It's always Ochu Vine.. :| *cry*

[Garlyle]

How do you get your retainers to bring you back cool stuff?

Sacrifice a Lalafell to the RNG

[duceTRE]

My retainer used to bring me roofs. Now it's mostly fish and allagan pieces. But once I received a Tonberry bed, Wavesoul Fountain, and a few different HQ i55 crafting pieces.

[TomTom1968]

Several minions, a Glazenut, several Jute and other craft mats for Vanity were the so far best results. And enough HQ Couerl meat to feed all wild animals in Africa with it.

[Rona]

Blue Fox Hide and the Summoner Moogle book so far.

[Necato]

Last week the best things I received were Ifrit's trophy (HM version), Titan's lantern and blacksmith's gloves (HQ).
Otherwise it was the same junk as always, fish, roof, hides or meats (HQ though).

[DishSoap]

Tonberry Chandelier and Tons of Primal Weapons around 6 or 7.