ok so cats wanna rule eorzea & lalas gonna rule eorzea

[Pantz]

I'm known to be a bad healer in the presence of hyur tanks.

Too distracted and awestruck by our awesomeness?

[Kydi]

Too distracted and awestruck by our awesomeness?

Probably the ball of thread that fell out of our pocket...

[Lollie]

Too distracted and awestruck by our awesomeness?

The specific quote coming to mind was "i don't heal smelly hyurs!" No heals given, proceeded to tank on whm.

I prefer mousies to yarn balls thank you very much.

[Elim]

We let the cats run around thinking they're in control. Once their usefulness ends they will cease to exist in our realm! Heed my words! Lalafells have always been and shall forever be master race!

[Lexxuk]

All the lala are currently levelling summoner up and petitioning SE to implement the /headbutt command, be forewarned :P

[Illya]

Cats are too chill to want to rule things. We just like to lay on the beach and enjoy some tasty fish fillets. The midgets are welcome to indulge the Napoleon Complexes they all have.

If the situation ever became such that the midgets ever endangered the people of Eorzea, we would have to eat them all though.

[Kydi]

All the lala are currently levelling summoner up and petitioning SE to implement the /headbutt command, be forewarned :P

I used to be an adventurer, then I took a lalafell to the knee.

[AnaviAnael]

I don't want to rule Eorzea. I just want to nap uninterrupted and use Thanalan as my litter box.

[Gramul]

Cross me and I'll just probably eat you.
No big deal.

[Cyrus-Wallace]

Oh dear, silly girl, the cats have ruled Eorzea long before you. We have always been here, we will always be here. You need no mercy from us, for you are as specks of dust in the eyes of the immortals.

Imma throw a shoe at you... as we, the Highlanders, are the true warrior race!