Okay, to close this because it's beating a dead horse.

I can see parsers if they were personal only.
I could even see something like they can have bench ratings in it (low/avg/high) or whatever and have "capable of hitting high or avg" as a qualification aside from iLvL

Heck I'd even be okay with a broadcast parser that only worked in PF, leader checks the "Use parser" option and it shows in party section by "serious players" and such.

I'm not and I guarantee the majority of the game plus those at SE are not okay with parsers being used to kick people in DF.

It's wrong, if you feel your time is wasted in DF leave!
It's a place to learn, not be judged.

I'd bet money preventing that alone is a reason why they're not allowed.