I humbly resubmit to you my idea:

Primal: Soggy Banana
Appearance: Very, very large; very, very soggy.
Special Moves:
Rot - Makes the banana soggier, grossing out 40% of all players within 18 zones of the soggy banana.
Squishy Goop - Makes a gross squishing sound when you touch it. And ew! Its all over your hands!
Kamehameha Beam - Does 75,000,000 damage to all players logged in on all servers.

Other Notes:
- Its hit points can only be calculated by a large super-computer owned jointly by the seven richest Kings of Europe, and can only be expressed in scientific notation that involves googolplexi.
- Goes great with honey nut Cheerios.
- The brown part is still good! Eat it! We're on a budget!