People please calm your jimmies

[Nie]

I've seen more dragoons eating dirt than BLMs to be honest

I think you're mistaken. DRGs usually dodge area effects like weight of land. But while we're stereotyping, they do think they're slick and move to the boss flank (but no further) in T6 to break chains, then proceed to stand there and take 3,000 damage stubbornly while the other person panics at the edge of the briars or arena.

And then spit happens and they're upset about "not getting healed".