Quote Originally Posted by Ulathskullsplitter View Post
"Correct a fool and he will hate you. Correct a wise man and he will appreciate you."
-from a random facebook post
Pretty much this.

The OP is the reason I don't help newbies. Even if you word it so nicely that puppies and rainbows spew out of every orifice on your body, newbies will rip your face off for offering help.