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    Chocobits's Avatar
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    Jun 2011
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    Frosted Butternipples
    World
    Excalibur
    Main Class
    Warrior Lv 44
    If Chuck Norris was an ARC this would be a moot conversation. Chuck Norris attacks once. ONCE. Auto Attack just means you're within roundhouse distance.

    Since he's not, and since it makes little conceptual sense for ARC to A) Punch B) Stab C) Roundhouse kick to the face, then either giving ARC ranged AA or creating a special action gauge just for them makes sense from a DPS perspective.

    As has been said before, fixing ARC (and mage classes for that matter) is moot while every mob in the game doubles as ARC with devastating ranged attacks.

    My closing thoughts: WTF ^(*W)UT+)U(#E^% were the devs thinking making every mob used ranged attacks?! I want some of what they were smoking. How did the final board meeting go the week before the game went live?

    Tanaka: Everything is ready to rolllllllllllll!
    Dev Team: But Mr. Tanaka, the battle UI hasn't..
    Tanaka: ROLLLLLLLL!
    Dev Team: And the maps sir, those were just what you drew on the back of a napkin, we never actually had the world map designer come in and..
    Tanaka: HAHA! Fantastic.
    Dev Team: It takes players 3-10 seconds to execute commands in battl..
    Tanaka: (Thinking out loud) I wonder if it's possible to earn a Nobel prize for a video game.. I'll find out soon enough!
    Dev Team: Sir all the mobs in the game use ranged attacks as well, making ranged DD/Mage classes useless..
    Tanaka: (Sigh) But they can't use terrain advantage.. we learned from FFXI!
    Dev Team: And that Centralized Economy plan we were still working on hasn't been put in...
    Tanaka: ECONOMY?! There's plenty of economy. They farm many Marmot, they sell Marmot hide at NPC vendor! If they sell too much though, maybe we ban them for RMT (evil laugh)!
    Dev Team: Can we at least put in the feature so they can manage linkshell administration anywhere in the worl..
    Tanaka: NO! We talk face to face in this game! You no want me to fire you over the phone do you? NO! You want be fired face to face! In fact.. you FIRED! HAHA!

    Two months later:
    Tanaka wakes up violently at his desk: My god, that was some powerful Peyote.. (presses buzzer) Hey Carol, how has the game held up while I was in mushroom land? Did I get that Nobel nomination yet? (pause) WHAT? The players said what?! Amazon.com said WHAT? Game sells for $14 and no one will BUY it?! GameStop no carry it?!
    ..
    (Inner reflection) I should really stop overseeing productions in a drug-riddled haze. Hey Nancy, who all from the Dev Team hasn't quit yet? Hmm.. Let's try this. I'll fall on my sword and we'll give this Yoshida slugger a chance.

    Carol: My name is Carol sir.
    Tanaka: Nancy make a note of that: her name is Carol. I have a hangover.
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    Last edited by Chocobits; 07-02-2011 at 06:34 AM.