This thread. The win. Bulging with win.

I'm pretty consistently pervy in game. A lot of my jokes are perverted, and they usually catch a few laughs. It's fun.

I swear I don't try to get under your skirt. Really, I don't. Please believe me. It's like... There's this gravitational pull. The laws of physics dictate that I must be there. Under your skirt. Looking up. Drooling.