I'm worried about my retainers behavoir.

[Suki-]

My retainer keeps bringing me back fish. I think it might be racist. Just because I'm Miqo'te it thinks I want fish.

Think you're onto something there :|

Mine also seem to have a thing for PVP gear & materia. Shame I'm not high enough to use it. Or even the right class. Warwolf breaches of aiming, warwolf haubergeon of maiming? Ahh yeah. Real helpful! ^_^

[Huntington]

Got Odin's Mantle the other day, 100s of Adventurers can't beat him at 60 yet my Retainer managed to do enough to bring one back. Hmm.

[joshdavis271]

I was mugged by a retainer the other day I was walking along and minding my own bussiness when suddenly I was out cold when I came to... My Ifrit sword was missing and I felt like I have been struck by a herd of buffalo.

[Inquisitor]

My retainer keeps bringing me back fish. I think it might be racist. Just because I'm Miqo'te it thinks I want fish.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkjbMoj0JY4

[Suki-]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkjbMoj0JY4

Ahaha, Cat! Thanks for this, love RD. Going to dress my man kitty retainer like him now. Laughs all round ^^

[Naria]

Mine seems strangely obsessed with jellyfish. I keep wondering how he is actually catching those things.

[Versiroth]

Mine's a lazy good for nuttin'. She normally only brings me back fish and other rubbish like that. It's like she walks around a corner, takes a smoke break or 10, grabs the first piece of crud she can find and then give me a "I did my best..." response. Suuurrree you did.

[NaliaBrown]

I was mugged by a retainer the other day I was walking along and minding my own bussiness when suddenly I was out cold when I came to... My Ifrit sword was missing and I felt like I have been struck by a herd of buffalo.

Hey, my retainer brought me Ifrit's blade the other day! Sorry that my little vandal did that to you. I'd return the sword if I could - my Gladiator is only level 15 or so. My retainers keep bringing me high level Gladiator/paladin stuff. Don't they understand that I'm leveling WAR? Not the same thing, guys!

Also, it seems to be that all the big stuff - walls and roofs and doors and windows - is brought back by my Lalafell retainer. Not the big burly Highlander Hyur retainer. How does she do that?

[Zhi]

Mines has a time machine, got several pre 2.0 items

[Kat_Manx]

Retainer: I have sooo much to tell you!

I check.

Retainer: Hope you like it.

I look at a table top and a bag of seed.

Retainer looks at me as if it is expecting a treat.

Assign it on a 18 hr venture.

Sure hope you checked WHAT bag of seeds. Some of them sell for 200k or more. xD