I'm worried about my retainers behavoir.

[Garlyle]

Mine has developped a strange obsession with Kelp.

I keep telling him it's really not of any use to me, and away he goes... and brings back more Malm Kelp.

...???

[Synapse]

Retainer: I have sooo much to tell you!

I check.

Retainer: Hope you like it.

I look at a table top and a bag of seed.

Retainer looks at me as if it is expecting a treat.

Assign it on a 18 hr venture.

[PArcher]

I'm still trying to figure out how you mine fish.

[SummonerSenah]

My retainers keep bringing back fish and Riviera furniture. I think they want me to get personal housing in La Noscea.

[Nero]

I'm still trying to figure out how you mine fish.

My LNC, MIN and BTN all bring me back Fish... my Fisher actually has a thing for for PvP Gear... Wonder who got hit by her Rod...

[Trevoni]

My retainer keeps bringing me back fish. I think it might be racist. Just because I'm Miqo'te it thinks I want fish.

[Pyreflye]

I'm also worried about my Retainer's...methods.

First, she seemed legit when she brought me back animal hides and potions. Probably to soften me up.
My first suspicions were had when she brought me back a table.
But, I thought "hey", maybe she just wanted to try her luck at carpentry, so I thought nothing more.

Fast forward a couple of days and she starts bringing back mansion walls. Now I was truly suspicious.

When she brought back rare items that are only available to those who defeat Primals, I had to question her. She assured me nothing fishy was happening.
She is, in no way, able to take down Primals. She must be mugging other players who are on their way home to steal their items.

The last item she brought back was a PvP only materia.
She has developed a thirst for other players' blood.

Still though. A PvP Materia in an hour? I wish I had those queue times.

[MoonKeeperr]

Mine is a pugliest he love to bring me back HM style furniture like HM music stand and ton of campfire and fire wood guess he like creepy look of hhaunted house. My Fisher on other hand loves me to death she bough me back broombush seed savage might. IV

[Dawnshade]

I think my retainer is scared of the dark, he keeps on bringing back lamps.

[NinjaTaru72]

It seems. Mine he taken a liking to high lvl mage shoes... If anyone's missing high lvl mage shoes.... I don't have them...