I wonder if SE could implement a system that flags people you kick. So like the people asks to be kicked, you kick them, that kick shows up on SE's end, they investigate it, and punish them for skirting around intended use of the system. Then, people wouldn't be so keen on "Kick me please".

Kicking people is supposed to be for harassment, afk, etc. Although, I think keeping the group hostage with "Kick me please" is kinda harassment if you ask me, and kicking them just perpetuates the cycle ugh.