Funny names you've seen on your server

[Seif]

I've seen Donatella Versace and Miucchia Prada getting their hands dirty ripping dodos to shreds with their axes . (probably just getting mats for their upcoming fall lines)

[VallisRaine]

Saw Roe named Large Fry
Roe chick named Hulkalina Rambeany

[Aife]

I've seen a couple of designer names; but the ones I found most amusing were:

Strawberry Panties (Typically emoting in Mor Dhona in the evening.)
Sharon Needles (Hopefully inspired by RuPaul's Drag Race)

[Naelle]

Seth Roegadyn on Leviathan

[Bixby]

Oh? D: Strange. I'm pretty sure I saw him several times on my server..

It's Cant Tank, not Can't Tank. There's also Bad Tank.

The ones on Gilgamesh that always make me smile are Cockstrong Iconoclast and Octopus Royalty.

[Silkerin]

I might know who this Viewing Cutscene is :O * i wondeer if he will post here XD*

Itsame Mario *tank*
Itsame Luigi *thaumaturge*

you know what... i wills tart taking pics of the names and make a archive of those XD

[KyahAlmasy]

I saw someone's chocobo named "Chocobish" like Choke-a-bitch. xD

[CodeCass]

Not so much "funny" but on Adamantoise there is "Drizzt Do'Urden" and "Zaknafien Do'Urden". Drizzt's chocobo is even named "Guenhwyvar" and is in the behemoth barding. Makes me smile every time I pass them.

[MrLeonheart]

Cerebral Ballsy
Shimapan Aficionado
Smokey Mcpot

[Daenerys_Sedai]

I might know who this Viewing Cutscene is :O * i wondeer if he will post here XD*

it gets me each time I'm at the marketboard and he's in front of me. It's like, what is he watching? Market board ticker tape? Is the Limsa Stock Exchange down x points? Is there some sort of Jim Cramer-esque NPC hosting?