Post your tanking derps and herps here!

[Kelberos]

CT during the Dullahan boss i forgot to share 'love'. I burnt through my cooldowns when the next guy tried to provoke... he couldnt pull it off me even after i sheathed.

He tried so hard... but eventually it was my turn again.

[Raffounz]

First time in phase 5 of titan HM, tryied to avoid bomb and went down platform Then I learned the lesson "eat one bomb and shut up in phase 5" XD

[Dorin]

CT during the Dullahan boss i forgot to share 'love'. I burnt through my cooldowns when the next guy tried to provoke... he couldnt pull it off me even after i sheathed.

He tried so hard... but eventually it was my turn again.

It wasn't your fault at all.

That tank didn't know the meaning of "provoke".

[OSUBuckeye4]

First CT run, no one explained to me that you have to run behind the meteor.

Someone in Alliance chat said, "Captain NOOOOOO!" when I saw that, my tunnel vision lifted and I realized that I was definitely not where I was suppose to be. I turned around, just in time to see everyone behind the meteor and to die the most horrific and embarassing death possible, about 12 inches from the explosion.

Fortunately, everyone in the raid knew it was my first run and were forgiving. It was pretty embarassing though, to say the least.



Oh, another one would have been my first run at Demon Wall. We had it down to about 10% health and the bees both popp'ed AoE on me. I spent half a second popping Hallowed Ground (I was down to about 20-25% health) and forgot to move to the middle of the wall and avoid the Repel. The rest of the group knocked off the last 10% and we won, but, again, kind of embarassing.... that's a LONG fall.


First runs are always... interesting.

[Ceicel]

Doing an EX titan with my FC, I'm the OT for the first phase, everythings going smooth, the I accedently provoke the instant before mountain buster goes off. Wiped my entire FC and was so embarreses that I said nothing untill the next day.

Also went to do a garuda EX last week. The brd I always clear EX's with is use to being able to go all out when I MT. In short, forgot shield oath, he ripped agro within seconds and garuda went on a murder spree attempt, managed to salvage it up untill the third sister phase in wich one of our dps obliterated the spiny thinking it was a satin.

[Zedine]

Another post. I was being cocky.

After hitting 10,200+ HP with Thrill of Battle and food I started running out in the open taking fulll 9,999 hits to the face and living in CT. What was that, Giants come out on atomos? Pfft you will need more than 1 hit to kill me boy! What is that Behemoth doing meteor? Hide behind what comet? Second wind and double Inner beast No problem! Oh is that an astral flare you got there? That's nice! It even leaves a dot on the floor very interesting. Then trying it again the next run and realizing that the only reason I was living was because I had food and that the WHM always had regen on me to save me from Dots. Tried it again and my HP was barely 10,040, first dot killed me after meteor and same with astral flare, took me a while to realize why my HP plumeted by 160+ points because my food ran out.

[ZodiacSoldier]

Was tanking, forgot what when I accidentally hit the power button on my surge protector with my feet. Since then moved the surge protector for my PC to the side where i can't accidentally kick it.

[AlrikRouge]

Haukke Manor (hm). First time in and after the update. Thought the purple AoE was something new for the BRDs....

Sorry healer!

[Kelberos]

Another post. I was being cocky.

After hitting 10,200+ HP with Thrill of Battle and food I started running out in the open taking fulll 9,999 hits to the face and living in CT. What was that, Giants come out on atomos? Pfft you will need more than 1 hit to kill me boy! What is that Behemoth doing meteor? Hide behind what comet? Second wind and double Inner beast No problem! Oh is that an astral flare you got there? That's nice! It even leaves a dot on the floor very interesting. Then trying it again the next run and realizing that the only reason I was living was because I had food and that the WHM always had regen on me to save me from Dots. Tried it again and my HP was barely 10,040, first dot killed me after meteor and same with astral flare, took me a while to realize why my HP plumeted by 160+ points because my food ran out.

I'm going to try this next time.

[Grailer]

The Howling Eye (Extreme) has begun.
(Moon Shadow) any scrubs here?


This is the garbage type of attitude that makes me want to quit DF groups instantly .