With such a elaborate story to back up your claim I guess I can't compete, very well you will always be the worst Tank on coeurl and I will defend your title at all cost! I will try to slack off more and I hope one day that I can be seen as close to equally horrible at tanking as you.
Now that we have that established we really need to talk about your attitude, its one of the best in Coeurl... you might want to work on that.