Dear SE: I would like a Pony.

[HumsterMKX]

How about a muscular Elezen in a pony suit? Comes with ball gag and soft leather whip.

You want I can throw in a skin tight suit for you. Comes in black, red and white.

[LiadansWhisper]

How about a muscular Elezen in a pony suit? Comes with ball gag and soft leather whip.

You want I can throw in a skin tight suit for you. Comes in black, red and white.

*dies*

I don't know whether it was translation or deliberate, but there were sooooooooo many things wrong with these quests. xD

[HumsterMKX]

*dies*

I don't know whether it was translation or deliberate, but there were sooooooooo many things wrong with these quests. xD

How about I sweeten the deal with 1/2 dozen Lalafells in bloodhound suits + miqo'te in foxy suit. So you can roleplay those rich peeps fox hunting thingy.

[Raminax]

*dies*

I don't know whether it was translation or deliberate, but there were sooooooooo many things wrong with these quests. xD

Oh yeah... First they talk about how my butt is plump, then not one, but TWO NPCs want to mount me! And one of them was Ishgardian! So much for piety and chastity. <_<

Beasts, devils, cads, perverts, deviants etc.

[CUTS3R]

How about a muscular Elezen in a pony suit?

How can "Elezen" and "muscular" be in the same sentence ?

PS: Op, try to steal the Unicorn from a lalafail ( pun pun ) , gratz you now have a ponycorn for your Hyur.