Weirdest Reason For AFK?

[Alice_89th]

"Sec, earthquake."

Why is that weird?
I have them almost daily. Usually it is nothing but there are times when you want to check whether it is going to escalate.

[SoulKhan]

Hard to have kids when women cheat on ya, All the good women are taken.

[AmandaHuggenkiss]

"Sorry, I need to fap to this dinosaur real quick."

[Quiz]

Afk goldfish on fire

and

Afk trauma

[Tazytiggy]

I think the best one I've ran into was the narcoleptic healer who went to the bathroom and fell asleep (1.x) comes back 20 minutes later like it had only been a few minutes.

[EdgeFayth]

I did a "earthquake" afk on Saturday. I was playing with european friends, but I am living in Japan, so not so surprising here.

[Sylve]

I was on TS at the time, and had an asthma attack...had to afk 20 mins and my group was like "YAY SHE LIVES!" When I got back.

As an asthmatic myself .. this happens more often I'd like ._.

On topic: One i end using frequently (and it totally happens) is:
BRB one sec, my cat took a dump under my chair again.

My cat will not use her tray for solid business. She happily uses it for everything else, including furballs, but not poop.

[Kinseykinz]

I always see people go afk saying, My kids woke up or I have to go pick my kids up. I mean tbh if I had kids I would not be spending tons of time on a game, I would spend it with my kids.

Ummm... It's midnight, my 3 year old is sleeping right now...is it okay if I play?

Which is WHY, by the way you get parents, responsible ones at that, saying 'sorry gotta go AFK kiddo needs me' because well Kiddo wasn't supposed to need me, which is why in my free time (parents still have that ya know) I logged into a game to relax...but she now just suddenly and unexpectedly woke up at 11pm 3 hours into her bedtime with a fever. And being the responsible parent,and gamer, I politely tell you why I need to afk, and attend to my sick child...or scared child (bad dream)...or my child who had an accident because she's learning to go through the night...and why I don't ignore my child who needs me to play a video game.

On topic I did once accidentally type in FC chat:
/fc guys gonna be afk for a bit, be back later
and then meant to /t my hubby who also plays
/t nookie break?
...but instead mt'd it with his name and the question in FC right afterwards

[Warrlordd]

I brb for coffee or else I'll start shaking again. but thats completely normal, right?

[Amyas]

Back in 1.0 my pit bull brought a deer leg in the house in the middle of the van Darnus fight. Came back to the whole party dead, but we beat it on the next run so it was... worth it? Maybe not for the deer, but yeah.