Weirdest Reason For AFK?

[Comicbookguy]

I always see people go afk saying, My kids woke up or I have to go pick my kids up. I mean tbh if I had kids I would not be spending tons of time on a game, I would spend it with my kids.

You obviously don't have a lot of kids...

[Vortok]

Started a CM run to help some people through their story and only had to pug a tank. Get a Relic PLD. He afks at the entrance. We go through the entire instance with 1 tank. Right as we get to the final boss he comes back.

"Sorry, kid fell and cut his head. Had to take him to the emergency room."

Fastest (and most conveniently timed) ER in the entire world.

[Comicbookguy]

Kids are a full time job, when they sleep is when you get to do things. Same when they are at school or other activities only free time you get, most parents take advantage of that time to relax or do fun things.

Exactly...when you have kids and they are sleeping or at school, that's going to be the only free time you have to relax.

I'm not sure why you can't play MMORPG if you have kids, unless you're a helicopter parent

[HumsterMKX]

"Sec, earthquake."

That actually happened to one guy I'm playing with.

The best part is, he is not lying. Came out on the morning news.

[Lithera]

Wow I want his ER...normally in there 2-3 hours minimum...lol

[SoulKhan]

yeah I guess for me im a single guy if I had a girl and kids I would definitely have limited game time. I would rather spend it having a romantic evening with my girl But yeah I want kids before im 40 years old and that is soon

[Arriverderci]

Brb, telling boyfriend, forums, tumbler, Facebook, Twitter and calling family to say House prices are too high.

[Tazytiggy]

Fastest (and most conveniently timed) ER in the entire world.

Valentines day, son is showing off for girls on the playground. Hits the slide wrong, from the time we picked him up got his 3 stitches he was back at school within 45 mins. Sometimes you get lucky, but yea doubt that guy did.

[pochte]

I was on TS at the time, and had an asthma attack...had to afk 20 mins and my group was like "YAY SHE LIVES!" When I got back.

[Ruri]

"BRB Fire" (the guy was actually a fireman and went out randomly for 10-15 mins at a time to put out fires then came back to play, wouldn't have minded if he told us ahead of time he may have to leave several times during the instance to do his job)