If you woke up as your FFXIV character....

[Dragon]

I would re-roll as a Hyur and be normal.

Anything normal is overrated.

[Leonesaurus]

~Take Chocobo -- Head over to Ishgard -- Kill guards -- (Sorry guards >__<) -- Head into city -- Have a cup a tea, and wait for all this to blow over~ *slurps on tea*

[Mack]

I would see if I can jump.

[Xzen]

~Take Chocobo -- Head over to Ishgard -- Kill guards -- (Sorry guards >__<) -- Head into city -- Have a cup a tea, and wait for all this to blow over~ *slurps on tea*

No you wouldn't. None of that is available in game.

[kurokawa]

Actually, gotta get a job.

I would go to the grand company HQs and set up level 25, 35 and 45 behests.

I'd charge 80,000gil a day to the Maelstrom for pretending to be a battlewarden to 8 folks, then give out stolen tin ore as a reward.

I'd then spend every evening in the marauders guild getting hammered drunk.

Around Midnight, naked bombing in the sea next to the fishing guild.

2am, break into the airship terminal, steal all the whiskey and base jump off using a dodoskin.

3am, head to the culinary guild for a takeaway

4am, booty call my retainer

Do that until the empire attacks late summer, then move to Ishgard and set up a bar called ' the gentlemens retreat'.

[Wynn]

commit suicide so that I wouldn't have to deal with half of the kids in this game.

You'd just respawn

[Shampooo]

stay inside and rub my chest all day

[Dreamer]

I would probably spend the entire day simply playing with magic, both healing and offensive. See if I could take a bath or shower using a string of Water spells. Try the same with my food and fire spells. Store the leftovers with ice. Figure out a way to fly with wind. Save the world with white magic. The possibilities are endless. ^-^

Then, when I need a break because my MP is all gone, I'd go to the nearest busy intersection and laugh at all the catgirls being arrested for touching themselves in public....

[Anty]

... i would soon have an enmity bar and know exactly how long i can get on someones nerves til they shout at me...

[Dragon]

I would probably spend the entire day simply playing with magic, both healing and offensive. See if I could take a bath or shower using a string of Water spells. Try the same with my food and fire spells. Store the leftovers with ice. Figure out a way to fly with wind. Save the world with white magic. The possibilities are endless. ^-^

Then, when I need a break because my MP is all gone, I'd go to the nearest busy intersection and laugh at all the catgirls being arrested for touching themselves in public....

"Mew sorry officer, I just obtained this new body and I don't know quite how to please myself, sir."