Ahh, the number of times of sheer disappointment when a patch is released.

"Woohoo! NMs are coming! this is gonna be fun!" -> 5 NMs

"Woohoo! quests are coming! this is gonna be fun!" -> kill X mob, fetch X item.

"Woohoo! grand companies are coming! this is gonna be fun!" -> 1 webpage + 1 introduction quest

Just remember to set the bar low(extremely low) when it comes to patches.