Quote Originally Posted by Pandastirfry View Post
Nothing says "hire this guy!" Quite like a list of non-accomplishments and begging for a job on a vidya game's general discussion board.
I think if you reread the post, you might find some accomplishments in it. I could post my full resume if you'd like, but I think I am taking this post about as serious as anyone who might be hiring at SE would. Though, it'd be nice, and stranger things have happened.