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  1. #21
    Player NeruMew's Avatar
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    Neru Silverlight
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    Balmung
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    Thaumaturge Lv 60
    Some are really stupid, but for the most of them I laughed a lot. Lol

    I wish I could remember some >< Right now I can't think of any =D But keep going is hilarious, Imma try to find the old thread as well.
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  2. #22
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    Seraphie_'s Avatar
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    Night Seraphie
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    Coeurl
    Main Class
    Archer Lv 50
    Quote Originally Posted by Luzaf View Post
    Dungeon Finder: Brayflox's Longstop.

    Me(Tank): Scholar, your wearing level 10 Gathering gear for a dungeon such as this?
    SCH: Seems your not too well versed in this game, my Gathering gear makes me deal more damage than Disciple of Magic gear.
    Me: Fantastic...
    Are you sure the Scholar's name wasn't Trombe? .... Or Aloysius ..... or Alpal? LOL
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  3. #23
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    KaleHitsuga's Avatar
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    Gridania
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    Kale Hitsuga
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    Balmung
    Main Class
    Lancer Lv 50
    DF up for AK and get a WAR with DL gear and his Relic (not +1) and a WHM who is running it for the first time. She mentions it...

    WAR:If you slow this down I am afking.
    Me: Don't be that guy, man...
    WAR: stfu, undergeared scrub!

    Just stare at my screen a sec trying to grasp how a DL/AK/Garuda set up, and willingness to help make me the scrub, but oh well. Sure enough, first boss we get to the WHM can't keep us all healed with BLM and I juggling adds. WAR obviously expecting her to since, he doesn't even think to help, no flexablity. We wipe, and first thing...

    WAR: afk for 30 mins, brought this on youselves, scrubs.
    Me: So... instead of dropping and waiting 15 for an almost instant que as a tank, you'd rather wait twice as long, why...?
    WAR: Cause I don't deserve to wait at all!

    The three of us proceed to sit infront of him, stare at him for 10 mins, and he leaves XD
    (Paraphrased because poor memory, and for language, but how do these people make it to end game?)
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  4. #24
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    Luzaf's Avatar
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    Madara Uchiha
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    Aegis
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    Gladiator Lv 50
    Quote Originally Posted by Seraphie_ View Post
    Are you sure the Scholar's name wasn't Trombe? .... Or Aloysius ..... or Alpal? LOL
    I think Aloysius? It's sounds very familiar lol. The other dps I forgot the name but he wanted battlemage gear.
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  5. #25
    Player Arriverderci's Avatar
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    Noel Kreiss
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    Leviathan
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    Conjurer Lv 50
    Quote Originally Posted by NeruMew View Post
    Some are really stupid, but for the most of them I laughed a lot. Lol

    I wish I could remember some >< Right now I can't think of any =D But keep going is hilarious, Imma try to find the old thread as well.
    It got deleted.
    Quote Originally Posted by Lstkaws View Post
    Anyone know why? That thread was pure win!!
    Sorry net went tout before I could edit post again.
    From what I saw, there was a name in shame in one.
    And things generally just got hot and heavy. Folk got a bit debate-a-tee and then yeah.
    Can't never have no fun around these here parts because people wanna go overboard.
    Was fun to read. Keep it country and they probably will not delete this again. x:
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    Last edited by Arriverderci; 10-23-2013 at 11:58 PM.

  6. #26
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    Lstkaws's Avatar
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    Tonup Coheed
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    Hyperion
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    Pugilist Lv 50
    Quote Originally Posted by Arriverderci View Post
    It got deleted.
    Anyone know why? That thread was pure win!!
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  7. #27
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    Hycinthus's Avatar
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    Character
    Alonzo Vivas
    World
    Exodus
    Main Class
    Paladin Lv 100
    Tank always marks 1 and 2 on trash mobs. I focus on 1, but BLM is always on 2, pulling hate.

    Me to BLM: Can you focus on the mob that is marked number 1 by the tank?
    BLM: No, I get number 2.
    Me: But the tank marks 1, we need to burn down that first.
    BLM: Oh, doesn't 1 mean you're DPS 1, and 2 for DPS 2, which is me? So I always kill the number 2?
    Me, Tank, Whm: No.
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  8. #28
    Player NeruMew's Avatar
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    Neru Silverlight
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    Balmung
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    Thaumaturge Lv 60
    Quote Originally Posted by Arriverderci View Post
    It got deleted.
    Awwww... So sad! =(

    Quote Originally Posted by KaleHitsuga View Post
    DF up for AK and get a WAR with DL gear and his Relic (not +1) and a WHM who is running it for the first time. She mentions it...

    WAR:If you slow this down I am afking.
    Me: Don't be that guy, man...
    WAR: stfu, undergeared scrub!

    Just stare at my screen a sec trying to grasp how a DL/AK/Garuda set up, and willingness to help make me the scrub, but oh well. Sure enough, first boss we get to the WHM can't keep us all healed with BLM and I juggling adds. WAR obviously expecting her to since, he doesn't even think to help, no flexablity. We wipe, and first thing...

    WAR: afk for 30 mins, brought this on youselves, scrubs.
    Me: So... instead of dropping and waiting 15 for an almost instant que as a tank, you'd rather wait twice as long, why...?
    WAR: Cause I don't deserve to wait at all!

    The three of us proceed to sit infront of him, stare at him for 10 mins, and he leaves XD
    (Paraphrased because poor memory, and for language, but how do these people make it to end game?)
    Just lol. =P
    Yup, just that.

    Not willing to help, entitled noobs. derpity derp! peolpe don't realise that them not being able to change around and accommodate to work things out, actually makes them the horrible player (read as unskilled, not just horrible as in bad attitude person) derp derp.
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    Last edited by NeruMew; 10-23-2013 at 11:49 PM.

  9. #29
    Player NeruMew's Avatar
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    Neru Silverlight
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    Balmung
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    Thaumaturge Lv 60
    Quote Originally Posted by Hycinthus View Post
    Tank always marks 1 and 2 on trash mobs. I focus on 1, but BLM is always on 2, pulling hate.

    Me to BLM: Can you focus on the mob that is marked number 1 by the tank?
    BLM: No, I get number 2.
    Me: But the tank marks 1, we need to burn down that first.
    BLM: Oh, doesn't 1 mean you're DPS 1, and 2 for DPS 2, which is me? So I always kill the number 2?
    Me, Tank, Whm: No.
    Well now that! If it isnt a genuine question, then it's still a funny troll! Was it a lala? Damn cute lil things! =o lol
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  10. #30
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    Mavlok's Avatar
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    Character
    Mavlok Goden
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    Cerberus
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    Lancer Lv 46
    *takes a slow sip of gin and tonic*
    "Wanna go somewhere quieter?"
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