After that whole launch fiasco and all those maintenance/fixes/countermeasures/whatever SE calls them, getting 1017 at this point without queue is NOT acceptable.

Seriously. No, you will not thank me for my understanding, because I plain don't understand how I'm not getting a queue when you've already managed to implement this feature.

Explain to me in detail so that I can try to understand, and then thank me for my understanding once I ACTUALLY have a clue what in the world is going on.

Sincerely,
A loyal fan/customer amongst many.