You sir, are hilarious. I award you the internets. Also, have you offcially Trademarked that? I'm not going to lie to you, I REALLY want to do this to someone!When farming AK with my FC and we pug a DPS who is new I tell them that they need to /tickle the large tonberries at the final boss's second stage so they stay happy and do not charge towards us to one shot us.
If they don't believe me at first it tell them its a Japanese game and they are all about doing cute things like that. Its usually more then enough to convince them.
I just like to watch them go splat and I don't really feel bad ever since we are farming tomes and all the gear will go to the new guy anyways.
Sorry, yes WP. Corrected.
Second I am farming it for my shield, duh.
Third, could you be any more butt hurt?
I once queued for CM in my reindeer outfit as my WAR, told them I was hacked and that was my only equipment. Fun times.![]()
Well, I have to confess. I actually like Lalafells a lot (nevermind the signature) They are cute and funny to be around with. For some strange reason, all the likes, become obession, then becomes hate...
So I guess I need /hugs from Lalafells. If any Lalafells wanna help, meet me at the back alley in Ul'dah behind the market for /hugs.
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I wanted to hate XIV. I really did.
There's plenty of nuisance things about it (Fate grinding, bad community) but I really like it overall.
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