What's the most hilarious ingame joke you've encountered?

[Ri_ri]

Mister "Longhaft" and the catgirls sure loves to talk about his "lever".

[Moirear]

For me it's two NPCs in an early low-level quest in Ul'dah; Bitter Snow and Yellow Moon who will be wed some day, which would make her end up with the name... Yellow Snow. Don't know if this was intended, but when I caught it, it cracked me up.

[Shadowzanon]

I am just a young Little Lalafell why does she want me so badly?

[SirDiscoFrog]

I am still surprised at how many references and jokes were put in here



A shout out to Oprah lol


A wolf killing FATE that is a direct reference to a Liam Neeson movie


Some interesting NPC dialogue




I giggled seeing an an inn named Eternal Sleep. Thought it was clever lol

A lot of the humour in FFXIV is very adult orientated, like the FATE in Costa del Sol that involves escorting a female miqo'te courtesan to her next client (when the FATE ends, the two disappear into a nearby shed, with the roegadyn client looking skyward and saying something like "YES! Thank you!").

Lol the Roe's face and their conversation as they walk back is great xD
I need to screenshot it and post it lol

[Artamie]

During one of the main scenario quests a Lalafell near Blue Fog (I think) was very enthusiastic about his wares.

"You get a pot! And you get a pot! Everyone gets a pot!"

[reddyenine]

besides the lag?

[Enkidoh]

I giggled seeing an an inn named Eternal Sleep. Thought it was clever lol

Actually, it's more an example of dark humour, given the fact Camp Drybone and it's inn are right next to a graveyard, a place of literal 'eternal sleep' (and for that matter, one of the guests in the inn is actually lying dead on his bed with his wife grief striken and a priest administering last rites.

[Phafi]

the 1.0 lalafell child at aleport that ran away from home because their father was an abusive alcoholic was pretty good.

[Tercino]

For some reason, I just laughed at the quest name 'It's probably not pirates'

I found this way too funny...

[Mega_Man_U]

So... was the food any good?