Not an achievement whatsoever, but I'm still quite pleased: Chocobo get.

I named him Baldr because I love him and he's all sunny, but when he inevitably dies while trying to help me take over Eorzea I'll feel like he's fulfilled his destiny. I just need to find some mistletoe.

To those who have had misfortune fall upon them recently, like disobedient ankles or persistently blue skin, I just want you to know, from the bottom of my kitty heart....

I absolutely did not think of comedic ways those things could happen. Not once.