i'm not a troll.. while this thread was meant to be somewhat entertaining, if i was paid to do marketing for this game this is the advice i would give. It's worked for -countless- other MMOs and free to play games. Look at games like Lineage. They show large chested woman in skimpy armor in most of their ads (or at least did back in the day) and it worked -great-. Small changes like this would allow FFXIV to expand into a much larger market (girls that like cute stuff, guys into "sexy chars", anime fans that liked FFX-2 etc)