How to make this game incredibly successful

[Azurymber]

tasteless mmo games sell. especially to the average player of console games.

look at dead or alive.... especially dead or alive beach volleyball.

Its not sexist. sex sells. romance sells to teen girls. etc. And -A LOT- of teen girls have PS3s. Look how popular Ragnorok Online is. If SE could tap into that market demographic the PS3 launch could be a huge rebound and hit. This version of the game obviously didn't appeal to that many people.

[Kilta_Firelotus]

tasteless mmo games sell. especially to the average player of console games.

look at dead or alive.... especially dead or alive beach volleyball.

Its not sexist. sex sells. romance sells to teen girls. etc. And -A LOT- of teen girls have PS3s. Look how popular Ragnorok Online is. If SE could tap into that market demographic the PS3 launch could be a huge rebound and hit. This version of the game obviously didn't appeal to that many people.

Actually most DoA vollyball games had low ratings. Due to the "creepy" factor to it. And realty is most teen girls have no self respect.(see teen mom, degrassi, mean girls) The new generation on teens have epidemic numbers of pregneacies. Most children as young as 9 ware skimpy outfits now. I see it all the time were I work. I'm also talking about grown up women not teenagers, who do know what sexist is. DoA ebv was a sexist game.

[Bled]

+1 Trolololololol

This post is attracting way to many thought out posts, this thread should have immediately turned into a post about cheese cake.

[Joeking]

cheese cake.

Cake

It's a piece of cake to bake a pretty cake. If the way is hazy,
You gotta do the cooking by the book. You know you cant be lazy.
Never use a messy recipe, the cake will end up crazy.
If you do the cooking by the book...

Then you'll have a cake.
We gotta have it made.
You know that i love cake.
Finally, it's time to make a cake.

[Ilethius]

Cake

It's a piece of cake to bake a pretty cake. If the way is hazy,
You gotta do the cooking by the book. You know you cant be lazy.
Never use a messy recipe, the cake will end up crazy.
If you do the cooking by the book...

Then you'll have a cake.
We gotta have it made.
You know that i love cake.
Finally, it's time to make a cake.

The cake is a lie.

[Joeking]

The cake is a lie.

Isn't the promise good enough?

[gifthorse]

Isn't the promise good enough?

Marie Antoinette would be proud.

[Ylferyf]

Sadly, you are so right. I would play this game more and like it if they added all those things.

[Ilethius]

How about implementing a strip club as well that would bring in the older male gamer, who wouldnt want to see a lallafell shaking its tush. On top of that make a mall/shopping centre full of high street brand names so we attract the female shoppers too, make epic storyline quests where the player has to find the right shoes to go with the dress they just bought.

Implement salon's, coffee shops, internet cafe's and arcade's to make sure everyone is catered for.

I think you might have something here!

[gifthorse]

If they want to make this game incredibly successful, they just need to hire some Koreans to do all the network and programming code for them.

Afterward, SE can do what they do best.... nothing.

And once theyve finished doing that, it's just a simple matter of pasting a Final Fantasy skin over everything.

And viola!

Instant success.