Seriously?

FFS breasts are an obvious physical characteristic. They're visible in changing the body form even in clothing (unless very baggy clothing)

A guy's 'junk' really isn't. Unless he has a massive erection, it's pretty much not going to be visible in any way unless you are wearing an eorzean dongsling, as reddit coined the term.

Seriously, just... stop. This is dumb; there is no comparison here. If you want more bulge on swimsuits, play a roe.