Devs: You're aware how terrible Missions/Parley are, right?

[Celeras]

@Magiksmurf: What if that fukking fat cook uses his wit, words and luck to save the entire land from the dark force? Wouldn't that make the story 10 times more epic than the use sword and sorcery cliche?

Then make that happen instead of giving people 5 minutes to line up like objects in a rotating line better than a retarded NPC.

Or better yet, make the cook........ wait for it: cook something beneficial to the situation? Since, you know, that player likes cooking so much they can't be bothered to level a DoW/DoM.