That's how you are acting towards the afkers - spiteful, envious and bitter. There is nothing redeeming in yelling at them for doing what they do, there is no great moral goodness on your side, you are just picking on people who are suffering as much as you but are trying to alleviate the pain of the terrible launch in a way that allows them to enjoy the game on their time, with their terms.

TL;DR: I need to go look and see if I can get past the grayed out start menu again, stop tearing down afkers because you're envious of them for playing the game when they want >.>

PS: To hell with you, 1000 character limit!