I have so much rage in my heart right now that I just want to choke and bite a Japanese individual. All I want to do is play the game that I wasted my hard earned money on. I didn't want to have to do this, but drastic times call for drastic measures.

IF I AM NOT ABLE TO ENTER THIS GAME IN THE NEXT HOUR, I AM GOING TO OFFICIALLY DEDUCT 9001 "HONOR" FROM EVERY SINGLE MEMBER OF THIS DEVELOPMENT TEAM.

It will not end there, I will also declare that SHAME HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO YOUR HOUSEHOLD. This is not an idle threat. You have one hour.