Well that was, quite frankly, hilarious. Just got off the phone with FFXIV phone support who only deal with account problems (billing and serial numbers) and couldn't do a damned thing about sorting out error 90000 problems as that is a character problem and needs to be dealt with by the character support guys. Who are only available through in game support. Which I cannot get to. How the <insert choice of profanity> am I supposed to get this fixed?