FFXIV Bahamut vs. WoW Deathwing - Who Wins?

[SkyeWindbinder]

It would because wow sucks

lol To be fair, fusional set Deathwing up for that burn. Ironic.

Watching the WoW trailer for Cataclysm, Deathwing just sounded like a pissed off dragon. My Garchomp, Dragonite, and Haxorus could take him out!

Pfft, even weak-sauce charizard could take him. lol

[Destain]

Everyone calm down! Let's get to a real battle!

Bahamut vs. Goku vs. Deathwing vs. Superman vs. The Dragon Zord vs. Doctor Who vs. Kratos vs. Master Chief vs. The Death Star vs. Hulk vs. Enterprise NCC-1701D

[Rowyne]

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/285267

Old Godzilla was hopping around
Tokyo City like a big playground
When suddenly Batman burst from the shade
And hit Godzilla with a Batgrenade
Godzilla got pissed and began to attack
But didn't expect to be bocked by Shaq
Who proceeded to open up a can of Shaq Fu
When Aaron Carter came out of the blue
And he started beating up Shaquille O'Neal
Then they both got flattened by the Batmobile
But before it could make it back to the Batcave
Abraham Lincoln popped out of his grave
And took an AK-47 out from under his hat
And blew Batman away with a rat-a-tat-tat
But he ran out of bullets and he ran away
Because Optimus Prime came to save the day
This is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
This is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
Godzilla took a bite out of Optimus Prime
Like Scruff McGruff took a bite out of crime
And then Shaq came back covered in a tire track
But Jackie Chan jumped out and landed on his back
And Batman was injured, and trying to get steady
When Abraham Lincoln came back with a machete
But suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped
Indiana Jones took him out with his whip
Then he saw Godzilla sneaking up from behind
And he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find
'Cause Batman stole it and he shot and he missed
And Jackie Chan deflected it with his fist
Then he jumped in the air and did a somersault
While Abraham Lincoln tried to pole vault
Onto Optimus Prime, but they collided in the air
Then they both got hit by a Care Bear Stare
This is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
This is the Ultimate Showdown...
Angels sang out an immaculate chorus
Down from the heavens descended Chuck Norris
Who delivered a kick which could shatter bones
Into the crotch of Indiana Jones
Who fell over on the ground, writhing in pain
As Batman changed back into Bruce Wayne
But Chuck saw through his clever disguise
And he crushed Batman's head inbetween his thighs
Then Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and
"Monty Python and the Holy Grail"'s Black Knight and
Benito Mussolini and The Blue Meanie and
Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie
Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader
Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger
Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan,
Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan
All came out of nowhere lightning fast
And they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass
It was the bloodiest battle the world ever saw
With civilians looking on in total awe
And the battle raged on for a century
Many lives were claimed, but eventually
The champion stood, the rest saw their better:
Mr. Rogers in a bloodstained sweater
This is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
This is the Ultimate Showdown...
(The Ultimate Showdown)
This is The Ultimate Showdown...
(The Ultimate Showdown)
This is the Ultimate Showdown...
Of Ultimate Destiny.

[fusional]

It would because wow sucks

lol zinnngggg sick burn. yeah bro, totally. because you and 30 thousand other people said so. remember when blizzard had to remake WoW, though? oh, right.

lol To be fair, fusional set Deathwing up for that burn. Ironic.

highlighting faulty logic at work, i set deathwing up for a burn based on further faulty logic

that's not ironic. that's intended. what's ironic is that it's lost on you both

Pfft, even weak-sauce charizard could take him. lol

aside from this doing even more to underscore your unabashed, categorical bias- no.

[Tonkra]

does anyone has a link to the original WoW thread?^^

[Zehira]

did you actually do the real Bahamut (v.2) battle, where he summons the other wyrms kirin-style? and if so, did you actually do it at level 75 cap, before TP burns? there was nothing 'meh' about it. before it was trivialized it was hands-down the hardest fight in the game outside of PW and AV.

if you're referring to the other one, though, sure it was underwhelming. they couldn't have made it much harder though without causing a tsunami of tears. people endlessly complained about promyvion difficulty, after all.

Bahamut's battle in FFXI looked meh in my opinion.

Really, I want something that can blow my mind off and not like the one in FFXI. ^^

[SkyeWindbinder]

Blah Blah Blah

lol fusional, you really need to calm down. I can't help but notice how quick you were to jump into this thread that somebody made for fun and start trying to derail it with a bunch of aggression. I don't know whether this is because you are a troll or just a really angry WoW fanboy/fangirl, but you need to chill. Guess what? I like Deathwing too!And I'm also fond of WoW! It's a pretty fun game!

Does this make you feel better?

[SkyeWindbinder]

Really, I want something that can blow my mind off and not like the one in FFXI. ^^

Well, if the trailer we got is any indication, we just may get one seriously awesome fight! Unlike the one with Deathwing, that makes me go to sleep.

INCOMING FUSIONAL TIRADE AT 6:00!!!!!

[KiriA500]

I must have missed the part where the players "stopped" Bahamut. It must have been sometime after the players were soiling their underwear as they watched Bahamut lay fiery waste to the land. Perhaps a few seconds after the dragon overpowered a spell from the 12 freakin GODS that ruled the world. I'm not sure. Had to have been before Lou teleported us into limbo to save our life from the huge flaming death that is megaflare that likely turned him and everything else around him into ashes. I'm gonna go back and watch the trailer again...

...(watched trailer again three times, returns)...

Okay, I give up. What the heck are you talking about? lol Was there, like, a video showing the defeat of Bahamut in ARR and I missed it or something? Someone help me out here.

I was speaking in future tense. We'll be stopping him at some point.

[Solace]

Wait, what?
Unless I'm mis-reading something it sounds like you're saying that ARR isn't the same place as 1.0 was.

It's the exact same place, just 5 years into the future =$ If this isn't what you were saying then I apologise, but that's what it sounded like >.<

Ahh, I should of read up a bit.. Point is still valid though..
It's 5 years in the future. But that bears a question..
Is it the future of some alternate dimension, or is it the future of that same dimension?

Regardless 5 years previously, the world was destroyed of most life.

He probably means that since there is Bahamut's Labyrinth in ARR we most likely fight Bahamut there. Since we fight him we most likely defeat him. Pretty safe assumptions.

That's kind of not the point though. :P..
Even when we defeat him. He would still have destroyed the world.
That doesn't just disappear because we finally win..
The score is Eorzea 0 Bahamut 1..
At best we get to break even.. But he still nuked the planet..

So in order for death wing to even compete, he has to first destroy and entire planet.
So technically "No" both did not get stopped by players..
If we had stopped him, Eorzea would of not been nuked..
We will stop him this time but we did not stop him before..
That's the heart of this story I think..