Quote Originally Posted by Denmo View Post
I'm flattered, guys. Really. But that Lalafell can't be Denmo.
You're wrong, of course.

The beard was woven of the finest aldgoat hair and was so long it entered the houses of every resident of Ul'dah, providing them a warm and allergy-free resting place. Unfortunately, in 1574, the beard was stolen by Limsan pirates and woven into sails for a new Armada.

I have it on good authority.