^ This is made of win.
The little cig completes the image...
Yes!
I'm liking this idea more and more, lulz
You sir, are awesome.
I'm sold.
I think it would be neat to get this actually: "The Mini Minstrel" Description would be something to the degree of "A small, mysterious, and unusually knowledgeable minion that appears to be a very complex magitek person. The name "Vergil Renata" appears to have been stamped into the bottom of his right shoe. Includes 1 Cigarette. Warning, smoking may lead to Zu attacks."
Beta Testers, Collector's Edition Buyer's, Legacy Members, and of course the creator of the idea could be given one of these as a way for Yoshida and the team to give players a "Look behind the scenes" whilst within the game. He could be loaded up with a bunch of different facts that trigger based on where you are or things nearby, he could sit down after we've sat for 5 minutes, sometimes pulling out a coffee. It'd indeed be cool if he told us how long we were AFK, after 5 minutes of standing up doing nothing, he pulls his Cigarette out and puts it into his barely visible mouth and lets it burn.
Lol, there could be patches that include updates for the little guy to, to both his AI and database.
I would say "Everyone should get one" but then again, they might be less inclined to do so - if it was a rare item, they might think about it if it's a way to give their supporters a way to letting them know how hard they worked on the game and how much detail went into even some of the most mundane of things. Iunno, seems legit to me.