Nique's happy fun time thread ~ Super general discussion

[Lucke]

Q. Why is Shorty Orca in GM jail?

He attacked the GM office. You see, Hestern was minding his own business eating his home grown "Hestern Brand Garlic". When all of a sudden, a scary Roe barged in and scream "OM NOM NOM! I'M GONNA EAT YOU!". Hestern tried his darnedest to run away, but Roe's can run much faster than people have led to believe. He gobbled up Hestern and swallowed him whole.

Mr. Orca was quite pleased with himself, and with a full belly, decided to go for a walk. Soon after though, he had incredible stomach pains. He knew what was coming. He ran and ran looking for a safe spot...he ran into the GM head quarters and looked for a restroom. Inside, he let loose the most epic of garlic farts. So epic in fact that poor Hestern made an emergency evacuation from the Roegadyn's bowels.

The fart cloud made it's way into the ducts and poisoned all the GMs within. Donning their classic red armor and scary looking helmets, the GMs stormed the male restrooms only to find poor Hestern sobbing uncontrollably and Mr. Orca posing in a most peculiar manner. His bare butt facing the GMs, he turned his head around, blushing with his finger tips over his mouth.

They took Hestern and Mr. Orca into custody pending an internal investigation, and to Febreeze the hell out of the men's restroom.

P.S. Nique, if you end up drawing this story. I would like a part lol (and I don't mean have me the one cleaning the restroom).