Having read some of the questions, and noting that half of them have already been answered in past letters/posts, this thread now reminds me of:

Homer Simpson - "Are you really the head of the Kwik E Mart"

Head of the Kwik E Mart "Yes"

Homer Simpson -"Really?"

Head of the Kwik E Mart "Yes"

Homer Simpson -"Really, really??"

Head of the Kwik E Mart "Yes. Three questions are up. Thank you come again."