Sometimes, when gathering my gear from my retainer.. I forget to grab pants.
I'm often on important Grand Company business with nothing on underneath my robe.
I try to remain in a standing position at all times and pray for gentle winds.

Sometimes, when providing medical care to my party... I prioritize females I find attractive.
I'm often found placing band-aids on the paper cuts of miqo'tes, rather than removing swords/horns/teeth/scales impaled into our Warrior.
The life expectancy of Roegadyn and High-land hyurs under my care is very poor.

It's important to note that these two confessions are unrelated.