"Dalamud Cone"
A most magnificent mess made from merging meaningless magic mitigation matter with a modicum of mellifluous morsels!

Ingredients:
  • [item=3010604]Buffalo Milk[/item] (milk)
  • [item=3011504]Sweet Cream[/item] (cream)
  • [item=3011015]Chicken Egg[/item] x2 (eggs)
  • [item=3011503]Maple Sugar[/item] (sugar)
  • [item=3011458]Rolanberry[/item] (strawberry)
  • [item=3011419]Dalamud Nut[/item] (nuts)
  • [item=8013635]Dalamud Horn[/item] (cone)

Recipe:
  1. Militantly mutilate your main myth muneration, mourning mawkishly (maybe)
  2. Mollify the milky materials with a measure of the maple maltose and massage mildly
  3. Marshal the middle of the mucoids, making a mellow mush and mingle with the mixture
  4. Manouever the melting mass to the magical magnum, marrying the makings meticulously
  5. Malevolently mash the maroon morsel, maximising moistness then migrate onto the major member
  6. Macerate the marmot-meal to a mist and merge moderately to the munchies
  7. Masticate your maw moorishly on your mighty manifestation whilst mulling Mjollnir's meritorious mannerisms!


Unfortunately, Kikichua was the first Lalafell to sample the completed recipe... It didn't go down too well.